I can’t even handle this right now.
The amount of references I know in this video is just crazy and HOLY COW THIS IS SO WELL DONE and yeah. This is pretty much exactly what I needed before my final final.
Studied Church history till 3 AM with Lesley because we realized around midnight our understanding of the material was frighteningly sub par. We decided to drink little bits of coffee, pilgrimage into our room, turn all the lights on, and go over every single detail of every single one of the 40 terms we had to know for the final.
Around 3:15 we stopped, and then when I started brushing my teeth I got crazy sick and threw up in the toilet. Lesley was great, got me water and made sure I was OK before I went to bed.
Then we got in bed and remembered “oh freaking s%*# we completely forgot to study the freaking essays and speed-studied them in like 10 minutes.
BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I THINK WE REALLY HAVE A DECENT CHANCE OF PASSING THIS EXAM SOOOOO it was worth it. Very much so worth it. Just brutally painful in the process.
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*
Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.
I’m sincerely impressed.